my dash is covered in pokemon fusion I am very ok with this

I care a lot about my followers and I've gained very good friends here, mostly from the AC fandom.
I love chocolate and ice cream.
Michael Fassbender is my idol hahaha
Assassin's Creed • STAR WARS • Sonic the Hedgehog • The Legend of Zelda • Fable III • Halo ODST • LOTR • X-MEN • Sherlock Holmes • Variety of actors.
I am from MTY and I love the UK.
[ AC Valentine ]
Malik aiding Altaïr after falling off a cliff and landing (unfortunately) in a lake.
Leonardo designing a 'Valentin costume' for Ezio (with wings, of course! Leonardo loved designing WINGS!)
And, this is silly, but I'd like to see Connor and Norris just being friends and good mates inside the mine :p perhaps Connor helping Norris (?)
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Martin Freeman & Richard Armitage: Japanese blu-ray promo [X]
*CHOKING*
mechs and egyptian mythos combined! just throwing around some concepts!! don’t mind me!!!
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
Just a reminder:
When Prophet Muhammad (sallahu alayhi wa sallam) was travelling on the road with his cousin, Al-Fadl ibn Abbas, a woman stopped him to ask him a question. The woman was very beautiful, and Al-Fadl couldn’t help but stare at her.
Seeing this, Prophet Muhammad reached out his hand and turned his cousin’s face away.
He didn’t tell the woman to cover her face.
He didn’t tell her to change her clothing.
He didn’t tell her that her appearance was too tempting or indecent.
He averted his cousin’s impolite stare.
Muhammad was a bro okay
#Bones acts as if everything in the galaxy is Jim’s fault #the kid is seventeen Jim why the fuck is the kid 17 what did you do
Waitomo Glowworm Caves are a famous tourist attraction because of the large population of fireflies that live in caves. Fireflies, or Arachnocampa luminosa - tiny bioluminescent creatures that produce blue and green light live exclusively in New Zealand.
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… He is making some very good points.
I’m going to start calling cow’s four legged boobs.
i love him.

google street view made half a cat i cant breathe
it’s the fucking middle stage of an animorph
oh god
i made a thing because why not
content warnings for realtalk, odinswag, and truth bombs; all arguments trying to contradict this are irrelevant and based in fallacy and/or selfish desire to continue believing that you are right and canon is wrong (hint: no) bc i am literally just paraphrasing and sometimes directly quoting canon. if you have any questions i will gladly elaborate when i have time but please send them to my ask and not in reblogs!! and if you’re just really offended i’m sorry but you probably offend me too it’s mutual i might even hateship us
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Test Number Two. Stay tuned. Next week she uses the sword.
For those of you who missed it: Test Number One.
-Jake

Feel the sea monster. Be the sea monster. Actually the octopus is a very intelligent creature, and can do cool things like open twist-top bottles to get food out. Oh and three fifths of the neurons (the electrical pulses that make brains work) are in their arms. …Be the sea monster. (via Tentacular Leggings (Made to Order) | Black Milk Clothing)
I want a pair I need a pair it is imperative that I own a pair
I want.
someone help me OWN THESE THINGS

