my uncle: David8 is such a whiny robot
my uncle: I mean, he killed everyone!
my uncle: I doubt he would do any good among humans, for real.
me: he was doing it for Mr. Weyland.
my uncle: Oh, yes. The mastermind behind all the hate was Mr. Weyland.
my uncle: there should be a David9
my uncle: a polite robot full of love
my uncle: a robot that could make a David8 squirm.
my uncle: what am I even saying?
I wish I could tell my uncle there's David8/David9 smut on the internetz.