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I care a lot about my followers and I've gained very good friends here, mostly from the AC fandom.
I love chocolate and ice cream.
Michael Fassbender is my idol hahaha
Assassin's Creed • STAR WARS • Sonic the Hedgehog • The Legend of Zelda • Fable III • Halo ODST • LOTR • X-MEN • Sherlock Holmes • Variety of actors.
I am from MTY and I love the UK.
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Malik aiding Altaïr after falling off a cliff and landing (unfortunately) in a lake.
Leonardo designing a 'Valentin costume' for Ezio (with wings, of course! Leonardo loved designing WINGS!)
And, this is silly, but I'd like to see Connor and Norris just being friends and good mates inside the mine :p perhaps Connor helping Norris (?)
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| Song: Keine Lust |
| Artist: Rammstein |
| Album: Reise, Reise |
| Played: 24 times. |
Keine Lust - Rammstein
My aunt met someone at her store who worked on the set of The Avengers and he told her about how RDJ and Tom Hiddleston were always pranking each other on set and how Robert and Tom were doing a scene together and Robert couldn’t stay still in his Iron Man suit because he was feeling really uncomfortable so they had to take a break and during break Tom walked up to Robert and said, “It’s called itching powder”, took a sip of his water, and walked away.
jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:
okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?
‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky
‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I dont care if you have one.
can i tell my math teacher i’m atheist and can’t solve exponential functions due to the fact that i don’t believe in higher powers or
this is probably the funniest thing i’ve ever said or will ever say
this is my time to shine

Nine: Out you go. This is big boy project.
Ten: Hey look! A camera!
Eleven: ogrdiuweguhregoiegwaoiewgoh look guys the 50th anniversary promo pics are out
“Big boy” project? Blimey, I am over twelve hundred years old. I should be the one shoving my hand into his face.
Jus’ because I’ve got th’ TARDIS doesn’t mean you can go an’ throw a temper tantrum. An’ it was my TARDIS an’ways.
It’s- the same TARDIS! The same TARDIS! My TARDIS is your TARDIS is my TARDIS is your TARDIS! You are me and I am you, except I’m- older! Hah!
AHA IT GOT BETTER
This post wins the internet..everyone else can just go home.
There’s still 15 minutes left to Sunday for me. :P
Happy Ecclesunday!
Yes, feeling a little more than horny after drinks (TMI AND NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT).
Hope it was a wonderful day for ya’ll

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over MEDIEVAL!JETHRO AND MERLIN OMFGGGGG.
This artist wins all the awards.
i like how david’s all like “your welcome” and john’s fangirlingjohn’s reaction is unbelievabley accurate.
ALWAYS reblog…
John’s reaction is everyone’s reaction.









