Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Friday, July 1, 2011
So, Charles found Raven on Omegle. Poor, unsuspecting stranger…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Erik, is that you? It’s Charles
Stranger: Hey Charles! It’s Erik’s girlfriend.
You: Dammit, Raven!
Stranger: Haha. That’s right! I jacked his computer!
You: What have I told you about privacy?
You: Now, close the computer down and get out of Erik’s room.
You: We would like to go to bed.
Stranger: You and Erik would like to go to bed?
You: Yes, Raven.
Stranger: IS HE CHEATING ON ME?!
You: If anything Raven, you’ve been too forward with him, when you know our situation
You: Stop whining and go to your room
Stranger: I would but I want to join you guys.
You: Good GOD, Raven! You’re practically my sister!
You: I can’t think of you like that, I refuse
Stranger: So you are practically sleeping with your brother??
You: No, for goodness sake…
You: I have protected you since we were children, and this is how you pay me back?!
Stranger: Why are you getting so angry…. Someone needs a girlfriend.
You: That someone isn’t Erik
Stranger: I LOVE ERIC! AND THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE
You: Go and talk to Hank, I’m sure you can make him happy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.I thought of this as it went on…
HURR HURR INTERNET <3